"Attack of the Vegetables"

Clouted by sprouts,

And harassed by carrots!

Poked by the beans,

And screamed at by salad!

Poisoned by cabbageAnd pinched by the peas!

Tripped by the spinach,

And peppered with seeds!

Hair pulled by parsnip,

And bruised by tomato!

Glared at by swede,

And thumped by potato!

Battered by beetroot,

That pinch,

punch and poke!

Slapped by the onions,

And Arti, who chokes!